[ar:Jesse Welles]
[al:Hells Welles]
[ti:Cancer]
[length:02:10.00]
[by:Tubifarry Lyrics Enhancer]

[00:06.12] Cancer's getting meaner
[00:08.83] And it ain't never been fun
[00:12.02] Supposed to get you when you're old
[00:13.63] And now it gets you when you're young
[00:15.32] Cancer's always been depressin'
[00:18.35] Cancer's never been pleasant
[00:21.78] It don't care if you're royal, don't care if you're a peasant
[00:25.51] Well, then what causes it?
[00:27.68] Everything you ate
[00:29.89] The sleep you didn't get
[00:32.26] Your job and the air and the water and your pet
[00:34.75] The sun and red meat
[00:37.20] All the fishes in the sea
[00:39.55] They're all a bunch of cantankerous
[00:41.62] Cancer-causin'arcinogenic S.O.B.'s
[00:44.59] It's like them apocalyptic folks off the newer Mad Max
[00:51.16] Monsanto Clause delivered all the cancer in your ass
[00:56.22] But it's from the purple ketchup
[00:58.92] The BPA's and microplastics
[01:01.34] Just hope it don't go metastatic
[01:03.89] It's meaner than the meanest
[01:06.24] Meaner of the rumors
[01:08.78] It's your own personalized, Pan Pizza Hut, home-grown little tumor
[01:13.34] Take it
[01:22.94] It'll make an atheist plead with God
[01:25.70] Hardcore bumper sticker Christian give up
[01:28.10] Monsanto Clause is-a checkin' his list
[01:31.05] And the cancer don't give a fuck
[01:43.14] Cancer of the head, shoulders, knees, and toes
[01:49.31] I wish had the patent on the cancer screenin'
[01:52.54] I'd be-a printin' cancer dough
[01:55.56] Cancer is as lucrative a business as-a war
[02:01.25] So if you ain't expecting peace, then why expect a cure?